"Stupid Fucker" List

Kobe Bryant
The San Francisco Giants
Tiger Woods
Brett Favre


Kobe Bryant is a great basketball player. Unfortunately he is also one that thinks he should get away with anything during the game. On Tuesday January 30th he elbows Manu Ginobilli in the face and gets suspended for one game. Then complains about it. "Well, we are already here in New York, why not give me special treatment (an immediate hearing) so I can play in Madison Square Garden." That is not a direct quote, but it gives you a general idea of what the crybaby wanted. He took his shot then directed his elbow behind him into Ginobilli's face. He claims it happens all the time in basketball games and therefore he should not be suspended. Well, if it happens all the time in basketball games then how come more of the players don't get suspended? The reason they don't get suspended is because not every player needs to put an elbow in the face of their opponents and therefore do not have any reason to be suspended. Shut up and take your suspension like a man, Melo did, why can't Kobe? Oh wait, I know it is because he is a Stupid Fucker!


The San Francisco Giants are blind. They seem to think that the circus that will be following the Anti-Christ around everywhere he goes this coming season won't effect the Giant's morale at all. That's fine, but what about the arrogance or back-stabbing that the Anti-Christ himself emits? The cancer is not the circus of media and crazy baseball fans; the cancer is the Anti-Christ himself. He is the going to be the problem within the locker room, he will be the one to get caught using something and blame it on a teammate, and he will be the one that puts on that smug face and denies anything and everything if it requires owning up to any mistakes he may have made. Stupid Fuckers!

I am so sick of seeing Tiger Woods' smug face all over the television. I know he is a good golfer, but there are other players that are good. Phil Mickelson and Vijay Singh to name a couple, but you don't see their faces plastered all over the screen, even when they win. The media always has to ask Tiger what he thought about the tournament and why he didn't win and it is worse if he does win (3 shots back of number 8 in a row). I know he is one of the greatest golfers of all time, I'm just sick of him. Therefore he has made my list. Stupid Fucker!

Brett Favre needs to retire. He has been and will always be considered one of the best quarterbacks of all time. Why is he playing another season? He says it is because he still loves the game of football and I don't doubt that. However, I think it is much more than that. There are some pretty prestigious records within his grasp that he should break in the next season. This is the real reason I think he is coming back. He is not satisfied with the records he has now and is falling into the NFL superstar trap. He doesn't know when to call it quits. He has had a wonderful career that is ending on sour notes due to bad play and decision making on his part and a mediocre team. Please Brett, hang up the cleats and let Green Bay fall in love with their next great quarterback.