Friday "Stupid Fucker" List

--Barry Bonds, aka the Anti-Christ
--Michelle Wie
--Real Madrid



--The Anti-Christ tested positive for amphetamines, or 'greenies'. This comes as no surprise to me since he is a druggie, as far as I'm concerned. He even went so far as to blame his positive test on a teammate, saying he taken the 'greenies' from this person's locker. The next day he apologizes to said teammate, doesn't deny taking the 'greenies', just that he didn't get them from the locker. What a class a asshole. Everyone knows you don't air out whatever goes on in the clubhouse, good or bad, in public.

Drugs, steroids, cocaine and 'greenies', have been around baseball for the better part of three decades or more. Until 2002 though only cocaine was illegal and against the rules. In 2002, steroids and amphetamines were put on the banned list. The Anti-Christ, being the class act that he is, can't just go down the tubes by himself. No, he has to take someone with him. First it was Greg Anderson giving him the steroids unbeknownst to the Anti-Christ, now it is Mark Sweeney giving him amphetamines. Anderson is in jail and Sweeney gets an apology. Where is Anderson's apology? The Anti-Christ did not seem to learn too well from the demise of Pete Rose. If Rose had admitted to betting on baseball about 10 years before he did then the part of the public that is baseball fans would have forgiven him and he would be in the Hall of Fame now. If the Anti-Christ had admitted he took the steroids within a year of the allegations then he would have been forgiven in the public eye. Stupid Fucker.

--Michelle Wie needs to get her scrawny ass back onto the LPGA. When are her parents going to figure out that she can't cut it on the PGA? They have pushed her and pushed her to become a great golfer, but her greatness will never be known until they get it through their heads that she can't compete on the men's tour. She would rival Annika Sorenstam at the top of every tournament on the LPGA. Stupid Fucker!

--Real Madrid benched Beckham and is letting Ronaldo leave the team. What kind of idiot benches one of the best players in the world and lets another top player leave? Apparently Spanish idiots do this. Real Madrid coach Fabio Capello benched the English star after he signed a 5yr, $250M contract with the LA Galaxy, that begins in August (his contract with Real Madrid ends in June). Capello also benched Ronaldo in a recent game and is pretty stupid for doing so. Beckham is one of the most dangerous kickers on free kicks and can play the middle of the field very well. Ronaldo may have had some injuries this season, but he is still one of the best players in the world. Stupid Fuckers!

That's it for this week. A short list, but it should pick up again next week.