Friday, December 08, 2006

The Anti-christ is a GIANT!!

Barry Bonds has re-signed with the San Francisco Giants. What a shame for baseball this is. Now barring injury (SOMEONE INJURE THIS FUCKER) the Anti-Christ will become the all-time home run champion. It is only 22 home runs away from breaking the hallowed record set by the immortal Henry Aaron. The record that Henry Aaron broke with dignity and poise in a time when the entire baseball world was against his breaking of the record. He took all the criticism in stride and broke the most revered record of all time--Babe Ruth's record of 714 home runs in a career. Aaron finished with 755. Now the Anti-Christ is about to break this most sacred of records while juicing out his body on steroids. He may not have been doing them the last year or so, but if he hadn't done them at all he would not even be close to the all-time record. He probably would have passed his god-father Willie Mays (660 career HRs), but he would not have eclipsed the 700 mark I do not believe. Assuming no body steps up to injure this fucking asshole to keep him from breaking the record, the all-time hits king and the all-time home run king will not be in the Hall of Fame (Pete Rose is the all-time hits king with 4256 hits). So watch for the Anti-Christ to commit a most heinous act when it breaks the all-time home run record. I hope that Major League Baseball does not make a huge deal over this. If they do, they will be taking several steps backwards in their fight against steroids. SOMEONE PLEASE INJURE THE ANTI-CHRIST SO IT CAN NOT BREAK THE RECORD.

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